So this still exists.
I think I might use it again.
|Fine, if you insist, here's some damn statistics.|
|Not Pictured: Portland, OR.|
|Hello, my name is Captain Awesome. You hid my tuna.|
Prepare to die.
|Doesn't look that big, right? Just like kind of a slightly increased cat.|
Like 1.5 times normal cat.
|Yeah, how about now, homeboy? Is that a lot of cat or what?|
|At least it has a nice travel brochure.|
|Pipes. I'll just say pipes. Your mind will do the rest.'|
|Except with less warning. And buildings. And less fun.|